If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic
Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”
*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”
I’m not even saying I need to be treated like a precious and delicate flower right now I just would appreciate some basic human empathy and maybe not being bodyshamed while I’m trying to mitigate alcohol cravings with food cravings okay. And maybe to actually live up to your own standards like don’t bodyshame someone for their food choices and then eat twice as badly as them.
the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever
Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.