"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)


Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

murritsmarra:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

anyone have an extra silver piece? i could really go for a pumpkin pasty right now 


nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

image

 thank


heavywoodenbox:

I need to get my Wii back from my dad’s place,soon. 

heavywoodenbox:

I need to get my Wii back from my dad’s place,soon. 


banavalope:

wunderscheisse:

auwa:

friendly reminder: owning up to, learning from, and apologizing for your mistakes can go a long way

I want to reach the chill level of Arin Hanson’s one day.

We could all stand to be as chill as arin


yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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scarlet-karma:

cheeky—-cunt:

PSA

How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

Reblog to get the word out!


castleramblings:

Zoe is my favourite.